More hating of the hip, which can only be done by those hip enough to know what to hate

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time for joyce style comments.
Whoa u have Tivo. Awesome.
What u and I both need is the "Die Hipster Die" T-shirt, it's stylish, functional AND makes a statement.
Remind me to tell you my James Blunt story sometime. Since he does suck and all.
I've noticed alot of Shins references here, is this just to bait me into yet another rant?(I just wrote a new one about blaming old people for holding tha youths down. It's part of something I'm calling the Blame Trilogy, along with lets kill the shins, and i blame gorbachev.)
We must totally rock out at some point during this absurdly long rock out SXSW weekend.
And that ends my stream of conciousness style commenting, except for the fact that my lazily written old band blog is not graced with any of your comments. boo on that.
word(s). so, just because you're in my neighborhood, i dropped in to check out this post, and i've been struggling with my feelings about preferences, too. to be honest, i'm baffled. sincerity has definitely taken a back seat to hip-checks in every single way. consumerist culture has made me into a shopping robot. always looking for the deal and the freshest ingredients. we're all unpaid freelance critics and connoisseurs. it makes me nauseous when i think about the values we ascribe to all sorts of self-important jobs. these values define us. we give in to some social hierarchy of haves and have-nots in every respect. i know this is a bit rambling and probably confusing, but i just wanted to drop some sentimental word your way. my only escape from this cacophony of gibberish is to think of the absurdity of our species caught up in spastic dreams. peace. (and no i don't always think-speak so cryptically, just entertaining myself and attempting sincerity)

So wait...are you saying that you don't like Wes Anderson? Cuz, he's like a really cool, honest, "real," dude. Definitely not a hipster, whom btw, do suck ballz. As far as Metallica are concerned, you are correct up to a point. Metallica were f'ing awesome from 1983's Kill 'Em All up until 1988's And Justice For All. And F.Y.I., The Shins love Metallica, look it up. I hope that doesn't spread Velveeta cheese on your sneeze.

And you dare to disrespect The Shat? He's never hurt anybody. He might be awkward, and a little odd looking, but I'm sure he's a really nice guy. Even if he does smoke cigars.

Bulldogg, I think you missed the point... most of those referencese were just examples of things that people dis on or try to appreciate ironically. The article I neither agree nor disagree with, it's just interesting to me. I own all of Wes Anderson's stuff, 'cept Life Aquatic so I think that means I like the guy. Some of my most favorite moments in film history are in Royal Tennenbaums. However, I think the article (which I have a feeling you didn't read), was trying to say that Anderson's films are all dealing with the pain of growing up, and not wanting to be an adult. But none of his films have drawn a conclusion about that, and so they are starting to feel a little tired (Life Aquatic) and are increasingly relying on visual gimmickry and precious dialogue to capture the same feel of his earlier works. That being said I always say that Wes Anderson's 'not-so-good' is better than most people's 'great'.
One of the points I was trying to make, but obviously failed at the first time around, is that people who hate hipsters genreally ARE hipsters, you gotta recognize the culture before you can hate on it. I think most people just don't give a damn about the subculture, and therefor couldn't hate hipsters for being hip, maybe just for wearing tiny pants and having weird haircuts. So all this hipster backlash is coming from hipsters themselves, which is such a hipster thing to do! (that was joke).
I like William Shatner, a lot! I think he's hilarious on Boston Legal, and I think he was laughing at himself long before the rest of the world was. Also, I like both Velveeta (my roomie got me hooked, damn her), and the Shins (I started LISTENING to their songs rather than just rolling my eyes because they were on the Garden State soundtrack). I never, ever have liked any single thing Metallica has ever done. Hate that band. That part about the turpentine and lysol shot was totally sincere.

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While I absolutely have no qualms with accepting defeat, I wouldn't say that I am a defeatist.

You were absolutely correct in pointing out that I hadn't read the article (at least until right after I had posted my intrusive comment, which I apologize for, and by the way, felt stupid about as well, but so it goes). For that I apologize, I think it was the fact that I was tired and crashing from Umph effervescent tablets as well as being upset about the Metallica comment - which I am empathetic to, I can understand why some people won't/don't like Metallica, I no longer do (although I can still appreciate their earlier music, as noted). While to some it may be unfortunate, Metallica served as a large musical influence for many bands, of various genres. Any musician and person with a discernable auditory range can pick out a reference to one of Metallica's old songs, whether it be a stolen riff, chord, or musical style. Metallica's original bassist, Cliff Burton, was an amazing musician. It was a shame that his life was taken away from the world, but his music is still appreciated.

And I also realized (after the fact, *blush with extreme shame*) that you were not dissing The Shat; which I am pleased about, 'cause like I said, he's probably a nice guy. He looks a lot like my old roomie, Charles, not sure if you ever met him, but he's on my myspace. I can probably arrange a photo opp' if you like and that way you can tell people that you had your picture taken with William Shatner and they'd think you were even cooler than you already are.

I can't knock Velveeta, that's it. Did you really roll your eyes for the Shins being on the Garden State soundtrack?

I think this might be what could be considered our first argument. I don't know if that's good or bad. It does pain me that this, our communiqué, is somewhere in the midst of an Atari ping-pong gaming session and an attempt to order that last drink at Lou's before 2:00 am from the new bartender that doesn't know you, but, I can understand.

Really, it's all in fun, and I think you know that.

And you are right about the hipsters, which we both are, like it or not.

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