More hating of the hip, which can only be done by those hip enough to know what to hate
This is from an old article about Wes Anderson, which I am reading a propos to nothing, except to quell the stultifying boredom that is my office job existence (for only another 2 1/2 months, ayayayay!) It is from a "literary" web/magazine which Gawker.com has now decided to hate, for reasons unbeknownst to me. Anyway, does anyone have the feeling that sometimes what defines you is what you don't like, rather than what you do like? I've noticed this in myself from time to time and feel badly about it. However, I don't think the solution is to ironically appreciate something, like so many people do (myself included, see Hall and Oates, William Shatner, etc...). That, I believe, is pretty much laziness. It's hard to cop to something that you do sincerely like, because what if someone else doesn't like it? Then you have to sincerely explain yourself and your amore of a certain something (trains, ceramic clown figurines, The Shins, velveeta) and that, I guess, makes you more vulnerable than say: disliking something ('whatever, Metallica fucking sucks. It's like a turpentine and lysol shot to my ears.' End of discussion); or the ironic appreciation ('what's not to love about Frank Stallone? ha ha!' end of discussion or possibly moving on to discussion of Xanadu, ELO, or blaxpolitation). When you like something, and you really care about it, sometimes it is necessary to earnestly defend your taste, or try to at least validate your personal opinion. And earnest sincerity has been pretty absent from the cultural landscape for a while. I could go on and on... But before I leave to go watch tivod episodes of Saved by the Bell and then throw water balloons at people with faux-hawks, here's the original point of today's posting:
Some one, somewhere, doesn't like hipsters. SHOCKING! Here's some of the more thought-provoking quotes:
Money is a funny thing with hipsters. They exist in a state of perpetual luxuriant slumming. They drink blue-collar beers but hold white-collar jobs. Or vice versa. Whether he comes from above or below, the hipster takes care never to appear to be striving. Class anxiety isn’t hip...But of course the hipster couldn’t afford to dress down if there weren’t a taut social safety net in place. Debt relief from mom or dad might be just a phone call away. Then there’s that steady freelancing gig that’s always there when you need it, no matter how distasteful it might be to proofread ad copy or put on that catering uniform.
Hipsters, though, they may be mostly white (and rich) welcome minorities to their ranks. In fact they get worried if their aren’t enough colors on the social palette...This all seems resonant with a theory I have heard spouted (though never read) by and about young people today—that growing up in “diverse communities” with friends of every color and creed, they are “postracial.” It follows that they make racist jokes without malice, as a way of rebelling against the tyranny of political correctness.
This one is just sort of funny to me:
Hipsters, at the end of the day, are still people. Hearts do beat under our faded t-shirts. At a bar the day after I saw Aquatic I bumped into a guy who’d sunk into a mild melancholy after seeing the film. “Wes Anderson was the one guy I thought I could count on,” he said, “and he really let me down.”
This one is sort of validating?
Perhaps he sensed that there is an artistic limit to the parody and decided that he’d rather cruise the high seas animating jellyfish than remove the faux from his earnestness.
And this one is just ridiculous:
Come to think of it, I’ve been seeing a new breed of male around Brooklyn lately. He’s put on some weight, gotten burlier, more menacing, and grown a beard. He drinks harder and he’s been stealing the pretty girls from the effete indie boys. ...He looks, well, sort of like Charles Manson.
Comments
So wait...are you saying that you don't like Wes Anderson? Cuz, he's like a really cool, honest, "real," dude. Definitely not a hipster, whom btw, do suck ballz. As far as Metallica are concerned, you are correct up to a point. Metallica were f'ing awesome from 1983's Kill 'Em All up until 1988's And Justice For All. And F.Y.I., The Shins love Metallica, look it up. I hope that doesn't spread Velveeta cheese on your sneeze.
And you dare to disrespect The Shat? He's never hurt anybody. He might be awkward, and a little odd looking, but I'm sure he's a really nice guy. Even if he does smoke cigars.
While I absolutely have no qualms with accepting defeat, I wouldn't say that I am a defeatist.
You were absolutely correct in pointing out that I hadn't read the article (at least until right after I had posted my intrusive comment, which I apologize for, and by the way, felt stupid about as well, but so it goes). For that I apologize, I think it was the fact that I was tired and crashing from Umph effervescent tablets as well as being upset about the Metallica comment - which I am empathetic to, I can understand why some people won't/don't like Metallica, I no longer do (although I can still appreciate their earlier music, as noted). While to some it may be unfortunate, Metallica served as a large musical influence for many bands, of various genres. Any musician and person with a discernable auditory range can pick out a reference to one of Metallica's old songs, whether it be a stolen riff, chord, or musical style. Metallica's original bassist, Cliff Burton, was an amazing musician. It was a shame that his life was taken away from the world, but his music is still appreciated.
And I also realized (after the fact, *blush with extreme shame*) that you were not dissing The Shat; which I am pleased about, 'cause like I said, he's probably a nice guy. He looks a lot like my old roomie, Charles, not sure if you ever met him, but he's on my myspace. I can probably arrange a photo opp' if you like and that way you can tell people that you had your picture taken with William Shatner and they'd think you were even cooler than you already are.
I can't knock Velveeta, that's it. Did you really roll your eyes for the Shins being on the Garden State soundtrack?
I think this might be what could be considered our first argument. I don't know if that's good or bad. It does pain me that this, our communiqué, is somewhere in the midst of an Atari ping-pong gaming session and an attempt to order that last drink at Lou's before 2:00 am from the new bartender that doesn't know you, but, I can understand.
Really, it's all in fun, and I think you know that.
And you are right about the hipsters, which we both are, like it or not.