Grandma's say the darndest things!
My Dad's mom is named Dot. In her younger years she practiced mind over matter and taught the family cat how to talk. She's pretty fucking wonderful. She also has an understated wit and surprisingly impeccable comedic timing.
Par example, a phone conversation yesterday:
Me: Well, you know what they say, 'Ignorance is bliss...'
Doti:...it certainly is a lot more comfortable.
